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My 24 Updates for May 17th 2010

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  • Jack Bauer Power Hour begins! It’s almost over y’all. #24 #
  • My man Logan getting all draped up watching that Faux News. His number two calling in like Major Bludd to Cobra Commander. #24 #
  • Hey Jack it’s the Patriots. Metal Gear Jack Bauer 8-Russian Winter. #24 #
  • New President Gameshow Host gave Logan the side eye. I bet she felt dirtier. #24 #
  • The corruption of President Taylor is really good character arc in this last season. Logan has super pimp game. #24 #
  • Chloe is so ride or die. Every dude needs a Chloe if they hope to fight terror. #24 #
  • Man Mr.Blonde can feel the heat coming around the corner. Jack did the ill cyberdap & is ready to go old testament on Logan. #24 #
  • Man President Taylor is loosing all her homies’ trust. Messing with the press is a bad look. #24 #
  • Man I don’t believe a Russian would be on the phone all shook. Pine Barrens people! Pine. Barrens! #24 #
  • I want Jack’s killer suit. like yesterday. #24 #
  • Now Logan being a shook one is believable. I bet he did a number 1&2 on himself.
    The demon Hockey mask is so on point. #24 #
  • Just so everyone knows that scene was the best punisher movie ever. #24 #
  • And Logan fails the stop snitching test.
    He spilled like milk. #24 #
  • OH Snizzap! Jack put Logan in the Million Dollar Dream! #24 #
  • The newspaper editor is straight ride or die too. Perry White style. #24 #
  • Fred is out of lockup. Free man status. Got get Blonde like White. #24 #
  • Dang the driver ain’t hard at all. Just talked. Uh oh Jack is leaking with only 15 minutes left tonight. #24 #
  • Fred is tough. I like Fred, give him a show. #24 #
  • And the treaty begins to fall apart… #24 #
  • Logan looking like Vince after a stone cold match. #24 #
  • The reporter got got by the po po.
    Jack’s rampage was so serious we couldn’t even see it. Damn. #24 #
  • And the Russian President drops the science. wounded Jack is dangerous over 9000. #24 #
  • RT @JonHexLives: “Mr. President, Novakovich is dead. Your snitching killed him.” #24 #
  • Jack didn’t even stop to fix up his wound. #24 #
  • Jack Bauer is Bush era. #24 #

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My 24 updates for Monday May 10th 2010

Written by . Posted on May 10, 2010. Filed under 24, Pop Culture, Reviews, TV. Tagged , . No comments.
  • oh yeah Jack Bauer Power Hour time! #24 #
  • Of course Mr. Blonde can stand up to Jack. he’s a beast like that. #24 #
  • Whoa Original President Gameshow host’s jumpoff is back. She ain’t been around in hours. #24 #
  • Poor Fred. He’s locked up. They won’t let him out. #24 #
  • Fred passes the stop snitching movement test. he’s a real G now. A gangsta for America’s safety. #24 #
  • Man Logan is so extra dirty. Like he’s swamp thing mixed with sandman dirty. #24 #
  • Man if Sprint was this good everybody would be on it. #24 #
  • Fred is so disillusioned. He don’t care. #24 #
  • Man Logan doesn’t care about the fourth estate at all. Sent the Russian on a reporter, where Superman at? #24 #
  • New President Gameshow host looks so happy. Mrs. President looks so guilty and salty. Logan is getting arrogant again, that=fail soon. #24 #
  • The Russians are confused by the awesomeness of American shopping.
    While Mr.Blonde solid snakes the sniper. #24 #
  • I can’t believe Jack had a tombstone shootout in a macys like store. He’s in full “I don’t give f*** mode right now” #24 #
  • Bauer just batman’d you again Logan. #24 #
  • Jack is about to go all Cobra on this dude! torture. TORTURE! #24 #
  • You just messed up Russian dude. hold that epic level, over 9000 heatbutt! #24 #
  • in other words, WHO DO YOU WORK FOR! #24 #
  • Now you’re thinking Jack.
    oh wow! he’s gutting this man for a SIM card. if this was a Bio Ware game he’s full on dark now. #24 #
  • Jack was straight up surprised. Like I thought his season was over. Now will he torture Logan, he does deserve it. #24 #

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My Lost updates for Tuesday May 4th 2010

Written by . Posted on May 5, 2010. Filed under Lost, Pop Culture, Reviews, TV. Tagged , . No comments.
  • So no recap huh. I like when Helen is on an episode. Oh Sawyerine I don’t like you in a cage. the last time I stop watching the show. #Lost #
  • please note if you don’t like live blogging of #Lost unfollow or hide or whatever. #
  • on that note, my man Bernard! Always a calming influence for Jacklops. #Lost #
  • A good ole Sawyerine & Kateonix moment just like old xmen comics.
    Widmore camp is full of shook ones. #Lost #
  • ABC teamup issue number 117 – Jacklops & Esau in RAID ON HYDRA ISLAND! #Lost #
  • Jacklops saves Helen, don’t you get it! Don’t matter if you want it. #Lost #
  • Esau has god mode enabled. #Lost #
  • Sawyerine always has a plan! He lies more than Starscream. #Lost #
  • Earth-2 is full of clues. Locke remembers the button. Jacklops is starting to see patterns. #Lost #
  • I’m afraid for Lapidus. Very Afraid. he’s had more than one line. #Lost #
  • #Lost went all Tombstone out of nowhere. #
  • And Esau went Megatron on dat ass. #Lost #
  • Is it me or is this episode is filmed like a BBC show. #Lost #
  • I’m verklempt. My favorite dude. #Lost #
  • this episode is serious like the Korvac saga. #Lost #
  • Aw man this episode bummed me out. I want to punch Esau in the face. #Lost #
  • @JonHexLives that’s what happens when you piss off aquaman. in reply to JonHexLives #
  • Earth-2 Locke has an interesting origin. #Lost #
  • What! next week is a Jacob and Esau episode! Mark your calendars. White & Black like Mr. A says. #Lost #
  • Please note that as much as I like the show, there is only ONE minority character left int he cast of the show.#Lost #
  • @dijaffe good catch. He’s Iraqi at that. in reply to dijaffe #
  • @DyloniusFunk That is who I call teh MIB, since in the bible that is Jacob’s brother. in reply to DyloniusFunk #
  • @judahthor you are correct sir, I spoke too soon. in reply to judahthor #
  • @JCEtheredge where you watching house party at? in reply to JCEtheredge #
  • @judahthor Oh and I forgot Richard, but I don’t think he’s long for the world either in reply to judahthor #

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